Readers- Naked Old Ladies in the gym locker room is not a phenomenon exclusive to my gym in the frozen tundra that is the suburbs of Philadelphia. Apparently, Naked Old Ladies frolic in every locker room known to man, nationwide! They love to be naked, and they love to s…l…o…w…l….y walk to and fro to lockers to bathroom stalls to sinks to scales to lockers again.
During my probing, I have also learned that Naked Old Men love to bear all in the gym locker room as well. I will have to vet out my resources to gain further intel on this subject. As you know, my husband wasn’t really down with being naked and chatting with an aging rock star, so he is rather useless to me on this subject matter. Besides, he hasn’t been to our gym since we signed up in December of ’09, so not sure how I could entice him to canvas the locker room with the promise of socializing with naked Octogenarians.
I received a bevy of email/texts/Facebook posts concerning my last post. (By the way, feel free to leave these in the comment section on my blog. That’s what it’s for. Everyone loves to read comments, especially me. Don’t be shy.) What is so perplexing to me is that many of the women who are sighting these Naked Old Ladies, wistfully report they wish they had the reckless abandon that most of these elderly women have to just hobble about the locker room sans clothes.
So, here it is, people. Enlighten yourself! You look fabulous! Besides, it’s not how you look, it’s how you feel. I double-dog-dare you to go naked in your full glory at your gym locker room tomorrow.
I expect detailed reports.